FUNNY SMS

FUNNY SMS

•  Funny But True Fact .*
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  Relationship between Lovers in Today's age:-
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  You can Touch Each other.
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  But
  
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  You cannot Touch Each Other's Mobile..!!

 

• Twin Sisters
  "A Question Asked In A Talent Test "
  
  If U R Married To One Of The Twin Sisters,
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  How Would You Recognize Your Wife ?
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  The Answer Came:
  "Why Should I"....;-)
  
  Hahahaha

  

• An Idiot
  A Person in Toilet hears 4m adjacent toilet
  & quot Hi, hw r u.."
  
  He feels embarassed but says..
  & quot "do in just fine.."
  
  & quot "So what r u up to.."
  & quot "well, jst sitting like you.."
  
  & quot "Can i come over.."
  & quot "No, no I'm kinda busy now."
  
  & quot "Listen, I'll call u back.
  There is an idiot in other toilet
  who is answring my questions."...;-p

  

• Internet Connection
  Early to Bed and Early to Rise proves that,
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  The Person has no Internet Connection...;-p
  
  Hahhaha

• Annual Checkup
  70 year old goes for annual check up.
  Doc says "I know it seems ridiculous but
  I need a sperm count.
  Take this jar and come back next week
  with a sample" The following week the
  guy is back apologizing for not having the sample.
  He says "I tried it with my right hand
  and with my left hand, My wife tried
  it with her teeth in and with her teeth out
  but we cannot get the lid off the jar"..;-)

• Unity
  The Importance Of ‘Unity‘
  Explained At It’s Best:
  
  What Did One Leg Of
  A Woman Tell The Other:
  
  "United We Are Saved,
  Divided We Are F@@@ked"..;-)

• Alarm Off
  Ittehaas Gawah Hai K
  
  
  Alarm Off
  
  Kerny K Baad
  Jo Neend Aati Hai,
  
  Wo Neend Raat Me Bhi Nahi Aati...;-p
  
  GooD MorninG
  Have A Nice Day

• Guys
  .* Guys I am so happy and proud of myself and I thought I should share this with you!!!
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  Today I saw myself on TV,
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  when I switched it off :D

• Mohabbat Meri
  Mohabbat Meri
  Jiyo Itna K Marna Mushkil Ho Jaye,
  Haso Itna K Rona Mushkil Ho Jaye,
  Kisiki Chahana Achhi Baat Hai,
  Magar Na Chaho Itna K Bhulana Muskil Ho Jaye.
  
  Sukun Mil Gaya Badnam Hokar,
  Har Ilzam Pe Bezubaan Hokar,
  
  Log Padh Lenge Aapko Ankho Me Mohabbat Meri,
  Chahe Aap Inkar Kar Do Aanjaan Hokar..
  
  Muskarana Tha Muskura Na Sake,
  Geet Khusiyon Ka Gaa Na Sake,
  Gair To Kabhi Aapne Nahi Bante,
  Hum To Aapno Ko Bhi Aapna Bana Na Sake..!